Aspects of Being a Hippie with Short Hair

5. No temptation to become a new-age dreadlocks, that most posturing of all Caucasians.

4. Rednecks might mistake you for one of their own.

3. Be taken seriously when you go somewhere to be a Consumer.

2. All the benefits of a bleeding heart, without the trouble of combing knots out of your hair.

1. People think you're normal, but you can still get naked and go howl at the moon when it's full.