Positives of Being a Loner

5. Feel like pizza? Just make the call. And order any toppings you want with abandon.

4. Feel like putting your favorite song on the stereo for the 1,237th time? Go right ahead; no oneีs around to care.

3. It's X-Files, or cop shows, or sci-fi around here 24/7, huh? Not a problem.

2. You can have brutally honest and life-changing conversations with that most bright of all conversationalists--yourself.

1. Boogie down to Michael Jackson's Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' and not feel like a reject.