Negatives of Being a Loner

5. Breakfasts alone.

4. Make dinner? Me? To what end?

3. People assume you must have some secret society all to your own.

2. No one's around to put up a fight when you go to play your favorite song for the the 1,237th time.

1. You have to be hyper-attentive to how you look because no one's around to tell you if you've got a piece of snot on your lip before you walk out the door.