Perks of No Ocean Fish

5. Zany and unpredictable ecological ramifications (come on, it will be fun living on the edge of oblivion, not even knowing if the sun will rise tomorrow; I could use a change of pace...).

4. No more fishy smell in the oceans.

3. No more doubt about it: beef is definitely for dinner.

2. Throw out your line for some sport fishing with no worry about the hassle that would come if you actually hooked a live fish.

1. Easier for the kids, "It's simple, sweetie: fish come from (Processing) Plants just like corn."