Reasons winter is better than summer

5. You don't get all sweaty just walking to the grocery store.

4. You get to wear comfy warm stuff that reminds you of your grandfather.

3. The Christmas season, whether you're an atheist or not, is the warmest, most peaceful time of year.

2. If you're lucky enough to have someone, winter is the best season for snuggling. (If you're not so lucky, it can be a pretty lonely season.)

1. When it's cold and overcast outside, you can feel confident that it's acceptable in the main to stay home and do things like write poetry and cook elaborate meals.